The AlienNation Story: After Earth was struck by a ten-mile wide asteroid, a sixth mass extinction event occurred, ending human civilization as we knew it. What life remained would be mutant, deviant, yet wondrous in its spectral, shape-shifting surrealism.
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The Zombie King Story: The Zombie King looked about the apocalypse and thought “all is good,” because he knew he'd have his way with any “thirsty” partner he chose. With his muscled torso, ripped flanks and deeply ridged grinding pad, of course he was coveted. Even his ample base was paved in gold, as was the phallic path to his royal blue wonderland.
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